Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed'

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.

The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

A 1990 study by the (liberal) Progressive Policy Institute showed that, after controlling for single motherhood, the difference in black and white crime rates disappeared.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.