Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened?

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.