A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.