Being interested is more important than being interesting.

Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.