The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.