Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.
Ann LandersIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann LandersDon't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.
Ann LandersA cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.
Ann Landers