Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Class can 'walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.' Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because that person is comfortable with himself.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.