Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.
Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.