Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

Children have an uncanny way of living up - or down - to what is expected of them.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.