Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.

Class can 'walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.' Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because that person is comfortable with himself.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.