Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate.

Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.