Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

Being interested is more important than being interesting.