Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.

Class can 'walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.' Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because that person is comfortable with himself.