Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the evolutionary offspring of Triassic and Jurassic?

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.