Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.

My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.