I can't eat more than six hundred dollars worth of food.

I am just so happy and thrilled and I am so glad Mr. Hefner chose me.

People are just so stupid.

I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe.

I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, 'Well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.