Life is really pretty tricky, and there's a lot of loss, and the longer you stay alive, the more people you lose whom you actually couldn't live without.

The solution is always spiritual, and it almost never has anything to do with the problem ... laughter is carbonated holiness.

It's good to do uncomfortable things. It's weight training for life.

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.

It's a great time to be alive.

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world.

I was the angriest daughter on earth, and also, one of the most devoted.