I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

Rituals are a good signal to your unconscious that it is time to kick in.

A hundred years from now? All new people.

I naturally prefer the company of people who hold grudges, as long as they are not held against me.

...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you.

No one is more sentimentalized in America than mothers on Mother's Day, but no one is more often blamed for the culture's bad people and behavior.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.