[On being told by a horse show spectator that she looked like Princess Anne:] I think I'm a bit better-looking than she is.

[To a photographer who said, 'Look this way, love':] I am not your 'love.' I am Your Royal Highness!

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

I know my own heart to be entirely English.

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

You have to decide at the end of the day if you can live with yourself.

You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand.