You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand.

Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

[To a photographer who said, 'Look this way, love':] I am not your 'love.' I am Your Royal Highness!

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

I know my own heart to be entirely English.

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.