Is it a good hot dog? Thatโs all I want to know โฆ I donโt think the personal health and purity of my colon is that important compared to pleasure. As a chef, Iโm not your dietitian or your ethicist. Iโm in the pleasure business โฆ. My responsibility is to give you the most delicious tomato that I can afford, given the circumstances, and maybe increase the likelihood that you get laid after dinner.
Anthony BourdainIf you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.
Anthony BourdainIt would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.
Anthony Bourdain