Where once they used to say, 'Cocaine is God's way of saying you have too much money' - now, maybe EDM is. Come ye lords and princelings of douchedom.

Whatever everyone else has asked you to do or never let you do, and let's do that.

I often look ridiculous in Japan. There's really no way to eat in Japan, particularly kaiseki in a traditional ryokan, without offending the Japanese horribly. Every gesture, every movement is just so atrociously wrong, and the more I try, the more hilarious it is.

I'm in no position to try to tell people how to live their family life.

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

My family is very far from normal.

I, personally, think there is a really danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.