When you're training for jiu-jitsu, particularly if you're training for a competition, you have to be pretty prescribed in the variety of what you eat.

Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.

I'm not going to get off the pony as long as they let me ride it.

It would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.

I, a product of the New Frontier and Great Society, honestly believed that the world pretty much owed me a living--all I had to do was wait around in order to live better than my parents.

When you have a child you're no longer the star of the movie.

As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's clowns and kid's toys and bright colors and things like that.