One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

I'd like to make a show with Keith Richards.

My wife was easy because she trains [jiu-jitsu] all the time. She's pretty much on a completely different diet. I always just threw meat at her and she's happy on a 100 percent protein diet, so we seldom ate together.

There is no other place on earth even remotely like New Orleans. Don't even try to compare it to anywhere else.

What you're going to be eating in the next year is decided by chefs. If the consensus is that pot-bellies are in next season, that's what's on your plate. And I think that's a good thing, because we know, obviously, about food.

Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.