Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.

Recognise excellence. Celebrate weirdness and innovation. Oddballs should be cherished, if they can do something other people can't do.

Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through.

I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid that. It's hypocritical of me and an arbitrary line, but one that I have managed to avoid crossing.

PETA doesn't want stressed animals to be cruelly crowded into sheds, ankle-deep in their own crap, because they don't want any animals to die ever and basically think chickens should, in time, gain the right to vote. I don't want animals stressed or crowded or treated cruelly or inhumanely because that makes them probably less delicious.

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

Just because we are not Italian, does not mean we cannot appreciate Michelangelo, it is the same with cuisine.