My love of soft, runny cheese - it's impossible to resist.

Only desperation can account for what the Chinese do in the name of 'medicine.' That's something you might remind your New Age friends who've gone gaga over 'holistic medicine' and 'alternative Chinese cures.

I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.'

Thinking that your story is so interesting that other people will want to listen to it or read it or pay to hear it, that's - what kind of person thinks that? A monster of self-regard. It's not normal thinking.

Just because we are not Italian, does not mean we cannot appreciate Michelangelo, it is the same with cuisine.

When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.

Cooking breakfast and brunch professionally really kind of ruined breakfast service for me for a long time.