Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!

Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay.

I've always felt that English women had to be approached in a sisterly manner, rather than an erotic manner.

But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is the CAUSE of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing malchick. They don't go into what is the cause of GOODNESS, so why of the other shop?

... A CLOCKWORK ORANGE- and I said: 'That's a fair gloopy title. Who ever heard of a clockwork orange?' Then I read a malenky bit out loud in a sort of very high type preaching goloss: '- The attempt to impose upon a man, a creature of growth and capable of sweetness, to ooze juicily at the last round the bearded lips of God, to attempt to impose, I say, laws and conditions appropriate to a mechanical creation, against this I raise my swordpen-

As we grow older, the memories of early life brighten, those of maturity and senescence grow dim and confused.