Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.

I don't do that many appearances at conventions. I like to keep them special for me. And for the fans, I hope.

[There] is no class so dangerous as the idle educated.

All I ever wanted to do was act.

Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal.

Two or three notes of music can instantly make you feel sad or tense or afraid or angry. To do that in words is much more difficult.