My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.

I don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.

On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.