On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.
Anthony JeselnikI'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
Anthony JeselnikI've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendโs killerโฆ but no one will do it.
Anthony JeselnikI don't have a type, really. But I've always been more attracted to girls who yell fire.
Anthony JeselnikMy mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
Anthony Jeselnik