The world is full of horrible things.

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.

I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me in New Zealand. If I had made jokes about a shark attack in the US, no one would have cared.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.