Man is what he believes.

An actress without talent, forty years old, ate a partridge for dinner, and I felt sorry for the partridge, for it occurred to me that in its life it had been more talented, more sensible, and more honest than the actress.

There are plenty of good people, but only a very, very few are precise and disciplined.

If there's a gun on the wall in act one, scene one, you must fire the gun by act three, scene two. If you fire a gun in act three, scene two, you must see the gun on the wall in act one, scene one.

It's immoral to steal, but you can take things.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.'