Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?