April Winchell Quotes

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I never have anything to talk about.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.