I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.