It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Obviously, I've made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was.

During the time I was in office we have seen the beginning of the elimination of the fire season completely and are having fires all year round. I think we have seen the major problem of the destruction of land and property and lives that is a major problem because we don't have the resources for that many fires and we don't have the resources and the manpower to fight those fires throughout the year.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

I welcome and seek your ideas, but do not bring me small ideas; bring me big ideas to match our future.

I don't mind looking foolish but it's just that I'm so bad at singing. The only time people ask me to sing is if they want the party to stop. If they want everyone to go home. Immediately.

Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.