The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.
He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.
Well the frog men finally got Rosie.
The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.