The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
Well the frog men finally got Rosie.
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.