Yes, I backed the hula hoop. And I had a lot of other people come to me with ideas that turned out well

A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As he was coming out of the anesthetic a fire broke out in the building next door. As the flames began to show through the hospital windows the nurse pulled the shades down. She didn't want the preacher to think his operation had been a failure.

Committees are to get everybody together and homogenize their thinking.

And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

People find gold in fields, veins, river beds, and pockets. Whichever, it takes work to get it out.

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.