Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

I eat a lowfat diet, think positively, get exercise every day.

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.

A finished product is one that has already seen its better days.

One of the wonderful things about going to a small college is you can get into everything.

A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a quarter to buy a ticket, but the mother refused, telling her son that if he went to that show he would see something awful. Well, the boy sneaked in the show and the first thing he saw was something awful - his own dad sitting on the front row.

People find gold in fields, veins, river beds, and pockets. Whichever, it takes work to get it out.