I eat a lowfat diet, think positively, get exercise every day.

If anything is worth trying at all, it's worth trying at least 10 times.

A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a quarter to buy a ticket, but the mother refused, telling her son that if he went to that show he would see something awful. Well, the boy sneaked in the show and the first thing he saw was something awful - his own dad sitting on the front row.

I've learned it's always better to have a small percentage of a big success, than a hundred percent of nothing.

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.

No one can keep from aging, but there is no need to grow old.

A poor old man held the winning ticket on a half million dollar lottery. Hearing the old man might be surprised at the shock, the local pastor was asked to break the news gradually. The pastor made a customary call, and while visiting casually asked the old man what he would do with a half million dollars if he had it. The old man replied, "why, I'd give half of it to you." Whereupon the pastor dropped dead.