I grew up poor. I never had any money. I was a hobo, you know, ride the freights

If anything is worth trying at all, it's worth trying at least 10 times.

No one can keep from aging, but there is no need to grow old.

A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As he was coming out of the anesthetic a fire broke out in the building next door. As the flames began to show through the hospital windows the nurse pulled the shades down. She didn't want the preacher to think his operation had been a failure.

The depths of the Depression. You didn't ask what the job was, what the pay was, you didn't ask about stock options, or - you said yes

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.

I've learned it's always better to have a small percentage of a big success, than a hundred percent of nothing.