I grew up poor. I never had any money. I was a hobo, you know, ride the freights

And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

Yes, I backed the hula hoop. And I had a lot of other people come to me with ideas that turned out well

Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.

Kids do say the darndest things

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.

Committees are to get everybody together and homogenize their thinking.