God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.

The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.

The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.