Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.

God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!

So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.

I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals