Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!