Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.