Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

A little is fine, but the minute you start believing that you've picked the only right one out of the 4,200 or so on offer, you need to get a grip on yourself. Once you start thinking that it's okay to hate someone that chose one of the 4,199 others... snap out of it.

Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

It’s always hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for.