You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for.

Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.