Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

A little is fine, but the minute you start believing that you've picked the only right one out of the 4,200 or so on offer, you need to get a grip on yourself. Once you start thinking that it's okay to hate someone that chose one of the 4,199 others... snap out of it.