Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

If you want to please the critics, don't play too loud, too soft, too fast, too slow.

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

I hate you all because you destroy my dreams!

To Strauss the composer I take off my hat; to Strauss the man I put it back on again.

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.