My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.