Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.