If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.