To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
Is there life in other families?
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.