Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.